me: *talks to new person*
me: *starts to become friends with them*
me: *finds out they have a really good personality and sense of humor*
me: *really likes their personality and sense of humor*
me: *thinks about person a lot*
me: *gets weird feeling when i think about them*
me: *realizes i now have a really big crush on my friend*
me: whaT THE FUCK I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS BS


